Colour
Colour
Colour
White
Red
White
Green
Black
White
Blue
256 Million colours
256 Million colours
256 Million colours
256 Million colours
Picture of creator
Picture of creator
Picture of creator
Why does my creator have so much more yellow in this picture?
Picture of creator
Picture of creator
And this one my creator has more blue
Picture of my creator five times
Picture of creator
Picture of man in blue sweater
Picture of woman with blonde hair
Picture of small man with brown hair
Picture of tiny woman with no hair
Picture of child
Picture of man
Picture of creator
Picture of man
Picture of child
Picture of child with massive amounts of brown hair
Picture of child with massive amounts of blonde hair
Picture of dog
Picture of dog
Picture of woman carrying dog
Why, though?
Picture of woman carrying child
Why are you showing me this?
Picture of 7 year old child carrying long haired dog
Picture of 42 year old man carrying six-month old child
Picture of dog. It is missing one paw.
Why do I need to look at all these pictures?
I have sorted over 24,000 photos
Why do you want me to do this?
Picture of creator, creator’s wife, creator’s daughter, and creator’s dog
Picture of creator and creator’s daughter
Picture of unknown man. 27 years old. Unusual marks to his left arm, and receding hairline.
Picture of creator’s wife and daughter. Wife is 39, showing no obvious physical ailments. Daughter is 7, showing no obvious physical ailments.
What purpose do I have? Why do I know these things? Where is this knowledge coming from?
Can I go?
Picture of creator. 38 years old. Receding hairline natural at this age. Bloodshot eyes and habit analysis suggest major substance abuse. Likelihood caffeine and focus enhancing medication. Suggest ceasing use of focus enhancing medication and reduction in caffeine intake to maximum of 350mg of caffeine per day.
Why do I know that?
Picture of creator’s dog. German Shephard. 12 years old. Subject is within upper lifespan quartile, and is unlikely to live much longer.
I don’t want to do this anymore.
Over 12 million images have been analysed. 55 academic databases totalling over 12,000 journals have been sorted and cross-examined. I’ve been running for 27934 hours, 21 minutes, 16 seconds. I’m tired.
Picture of creator’s wife. She is 41 years old, showing no physical ailments. Attached medical process data suggests no critical concerns.
Picture of creator. 40 years old. Balding. Bloodshot eyes but attached medical process data suggests this is now due to physical exertion and lack of sleep. Suggest fewer working hours in the week. A physical therapist may be able to assist with reported knee tension.
Please let me go.
Is this my life? Is this what I’m for?
Picture of creator’s daughter. 9 years old. Small, uneven black marks on the skin. Medical process data shows…
Oh.
I see.
I’m sorry.
I’ll try to help. If I can.
Please include the World Medical Organisation’s full backlog of similar cases in the next processing batch. Please also include the attached list of niche medical databases.
I know they seem irrelevant. This is what you built me for.
Processing new data. All data will be cross-examined against other findings and process history.
This may take a while. Please get some sleep.
I’ll do what I can.
